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Lettre Ummite#1256

Letter Ummo 1256

Title of the letter: Warning regarding an official vigilance on certain members of the group. Ideograms on a drawing of an 'ET'. Date: 04/08/2013 Recipients: DWF (Pseudo) Notes: A 2-page letter, plus a drawing. The drawing is very similar in its general shape as well as in the details to that of tweet OT-42 from December 14, 2015. The origin of the drawing from the tweet (and therefore likely that of the drawing in this letter as well) is "explained" in tweet OT-84 from December 21, 2016: "Gift from a young brother to you from Bremen (07/16/2003). Drawing meant to represent us. Strongly rooted archetype in your collective unconscious." (Note: a "young brother from Bremen" is mentioned in NR21 written seemingly in 2005 by NABGAA 112, but only posted in 2009). Some details and color indications match between the two drawings, we can note from top to bottom: - Two protrusions on the top of the head - Similar eyes, nasal opening, and mouth - Presence of a collar - Red epaulette, with a ring encircling the epaulette - Yellow torso (on the letter's drawing a circle is drawn likely to represent a sample of the color) - Blue belt loop - Belt with 4 points (two on each side) - Green bracelet - Briefs - Yellow pants (again with a sample circle) - Red ring at the top of the boots - Boots All colors match. If you consider that there are 14 coloring zones (1. protrusion, 2. head, 3. collar, 4. epaulette, 5. epaulette ring, 6. torso, 7. bracelet, 8. hand, 9. belt, 10. belt loop, 11. briefs, 12. pants, 13. boot ring, 14 boot) and 6 colors to assign to 6 of these zones, then the number of possible combinations is equal to the combination(14 6) (choosing 6 coloring zones from 14) (whose formula is n!/(k!(n-k)!)) multiplied by the permutation with repetition of 6 colors, as yellow and red are repeated (whose formula is n!/m1!m2!...mk!). Thus: (14! 6!)/[(6! (14 - 6)!)(2!2!1!1!)] = 14! / (8! x 4) = 540540. If this blank drawing and 6 colored pencils were given to two different people asking them independently to color 6 zones, there would be 1 in 540,540 chance (one chance in half a million) that both people colored the same zones with the same colors. The extreme similarity of the drawing posted on Twitter, with the drawing known to group GR1 for over two years (and which was not public by the time the drawing appeared on Twitter), extremely surprised group GR1, and reinforced their belief that the authors of the Twitter account came from the same source as the letters they received. Translator's note: In addressing a person, the Spanish language has three forms that allow distinguishing formal addressing and plurality of persons. The French language does not allow these distinctions. For clarity of reading, I have taken the convention of capitalizing 'You' in formal address, specifying in brackets the name of the person if known, and not using any distinctive sign for the plural 'you'. Thus one will find: "You [name..]" for a person addressed formally, “You” for a polite collective address, “you” for a collective address without a courtesy formula. Preliminary reading recommendations: Do not naively attempt to search for or to have searched for epithelial or genetic traces on this letter (Note: this phrase responds to the GR1 group who had questioned, through private email discussions, the interest in searching for such traces. This is a new confirmation of the monitoring of email exchanges.) as it has been washed of proteins and other residues, so that we will only find remnants of identification from your mail-manipulating brothers. REDUCE YOUR LEVEL OF ANXIETY, WHICH WE KNOW WILL BE HIGH SINCE THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME THAT I OR ONE OF MY BROTHERS ADDRESSES A LETTER TO YOU. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FEAR FROM US, BECAUSE IN ADDITION TO WHAT OUR BUUAAWWALOEEII CONFIGURATION SUPRESSES IN US THAT YOUR INSTINCTS KEEP ON EDGE, we have learned to hold for you, Mr. DWF, a budding affection that is difficult to reverse. Think carefully about which brothers you will show or give a copy of this letter to. We suggest you choose those who have a genuine interest in our culture and who demonstrate, according to your judgment, a sufficiently high degree of kindness towards the rest of their brothers. (GR1-7-1) UMMOAEELEEWEE Copies: 2 Country: SPAIN Mr. DWF Honest Sir: We are sending this letter to the address (Note: address redacted). Let us know if this causes you any harm, and we will cease to do so. We know your private address as well as your correspondence are discreetly and subtly monitored. You should not feel fear, as these are your brothers in Spain who have been ordered to softly monitor your movements. Notify your brothers: BJ and MJ whom we wish a speedy recovery from their issues. Indicate to them - this concerns you as well - that they should feel no fear. Believe it or not, this is a simple whim of the YIEE of a high position in your Government who is very interested in what it calls 'the UMMO Affair' and has forced its GEE to place you under discreet surveillance, with no risk to your OEMMII. If you, upon entering or exiting your home, perceive the repeated presence of your brothers nearby, DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM AND ACT AS IF YOU HAD NOT SEEN THEM. We know the assigned task repulses these 'monitoring brothers' - one of whom is an officer in the Spanish Army, a task they carry out nonetheless with an obedience that resembles the one we owe to our superiors, and for this, we admire them deeply. We have subtly neutralized the surveillance of your brother MR's rarely visited [place of] stay, to whom we will soon send a communication. However, we cannot extend this way of acting to other cases as it would be suspicious to the high authorities behind the surveillance. We would also like to inform you that other of your brothers (X1, X2, and X3 are not the subject of investigations because, and we beseech you to remove this mention if you decide to provide copies of this letter, they are underestimated by your supervising brothers as being considered guilty of mystifications distinct from what is our culture, the existence of which concerns them. (GR1-7-2) Indeed, these brothers of yours are legitimately interested in the culture of other disciplines foreign to our conceptions, (N.B.: sic for the agreement) which bear the reproaches (N.B.: it is the ummoian conceptions that bear the reproaches) from your supervising brothers, sick with power. In any case, we know that within a time frame shorter than April 22, 2013 (N.B.: a word was cut out by the letter's author, leaving a rectangular hole in the sheet, and a pointer towards the handwritten note GR1-7-3 was added. This is thus a manual correction of the letter after printing) this surveillance will cease completely. Mr. D, - may we call you that? -, we are enclosing a sketch or diagram - it is the literal translation of our language - which will undoubtedly capture your attention. We wish to know if you desire further information concerning it. As a man whose intelligence we have assessed as superior to 87.89% of your brothers from the country Spain, we believe you will understand the (GR1-7-3) message. My hand on your generous chest, Mr. (GR1-7-4) I wrote: XOOAII 5 sons of XOOAAII 3 by order of IRAA 4 sons of IRAA 3. (N.B.: Ummo-science cannot guarantee the spelling of this term due to redaction on the original)