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Lettre Ummite#86

Ummite Letter 86

Our steam bath is a true composition where the harmonic richness of musical notes has been replaced by olfactory stimuli. But this example should not make you think that our everyday aromatic mixtures enjoy the exquisite side similar to the wonderful terrestrial symphonic concerts. However, But today, it's the father's turn to take care of the culinary work. You must undoubtedly have many questions regarding the progress of these tasks. For example, how does the mistress of the house do her shopping? Where does she store it? How does she transport it? But these elementary questions actually presuppose previously stereotyped mental patterns based on the customs of planet EARTH: Indeed, the YIE (wife) of UMMO does not do her shopping in a supply store; the verb 'to buy' cannot be used in our case and it is not necessary for us to transport food and other commonly used substances ourselves. It would be very difficult for a hypothetical terrestrial visitor on our world to locate a d... quickly in contact with Nitrogen, which makes the whole resemble the appearance of a fruit jar in syrup. However, as far as you are concerned, there are no glass container(s); on the other hand, the gelatin is not edible, it is solely a protective product that must not be exposed to air. Fats, meats, vegetables, glucose (sugar) are also prepared in the form of cylinders of the same dimension (standardized throughout UMMO), in a manner similar to that which you use for preservation in metal containers (canned goods). In the same way, other non-food products but for topical use in the households of our planet such as acids, liquid propane, silicone polymers, zirconium oxide, - to marinate the meat or cut it into pieces (depending on the program). - season the whole with WUUNUA (tonic condiment). - add IDIA OIXII (fatty OIXIIXI milk from a flying mammal).