Ummo Letter 1160

I've discovered that the KGB, working with the Mafia, killed Kennedy (and tried to kill Reagan), because the CIA and National Security Council were conducting high-level talks with extraterrestrials. This is not a new development. Soon after the Constitution was written, the head of the Bavarian Illuminati killed and replaced George Washington. His name was Adam Weishaupt, it is his face that appears on the dollar bill, and he was operating under orders from the secret tantric masters who rule the world. So, maybe I've been reading a little too much conspiracy theory lately. Once every couple of years, I get totally engrossed in some far-out paranoid book about who actually runs things around here (theories range from the United Nations to the Rosicrucians). I really enjoy it, but whenever I read that stuff, strange things start to happen around me. Bizarre coincidences this year and mysterious letters. Spooky stuff. For example, I think I might have been contacted by aliens on Friday. I could be wrong. Author and adventurer, Robert Anton Wilson, has a theory about what conspiracy theory does to the brain. He says because conspiracy theory often relies on strange coincidences as "evidence," reading conspiracy works heightens one's sensitivity to everyday synchronicities. I certainly have noticed that effect. Just a few days into reading a book about the CIA-Illuminati-extraterrestrial link, CNN reported the CIA spent millions of dollars on research into ESP. That really shouldn't be surprising, even to people who aren't worried about a possible extraterrestrial connection. There are a lot of strange cases of the CIA throwing lots of money at bizarre research. And, this time, at least, it only wasted money. The CIA has done a lot worse. In its infamous LSD research, it decided it might be groovy to keep several dozen black prison inmates on LSD for 70 days. The CIA continually upped the dosage to adjust for increased tolerances. Anyone who has ever taken LSD can tell you that 70 hours is too long. But what the heck, said those chaps in the agency, we gotta know. Anything went in those days. People in the CIA were dosing themselves and each other all the time. One former agent remembers how fun it was to slip the acid into their co-worker's coffee without telling them (This is not conspiracy theory, this is true. You only have to go as far as Farrell Library to confirm it.) Doesn't that explain a lot, though? While LSD, for some people, can fill one's head with lots of neat ideas and pretty colors, it can have quite a different effect if you are, say, the type of person who works for a paranoid espionage agency. Just think what kinds of dark, wiggly things could have been spawned in the CIA's bad acid trips, and then think about Cold War foreign policy. I'm not saying that there's any real connection. I'm just saying... Anyway, this revelation about the CIA coming out just when I'm reading about its talks with our friends from outer space is well, within the bounds of probable coincidence. But it wasn't the first, and as it turned out, not the last. Wilson and I aren't the only ones who have noticed this phenomenon. It is widely reported by the people who write these conspiracy books, often with much more mystical and improbable explanations. I like Wilson's theory the best. It seems very sane and sensible. Even so, the weirdness can get a little spooky. Which brings me to the aliens. I got a letter Friday. It was in a plain envelope, with no return address. It was postmarked Alaska. Inside was what apparently is a message from extraterrestrials, calling themselves UMMO. They also have a symbol: )+(. Why either an extraterrestrial, or a prankster, would send me something like this is beyond me. If they wanted to get in touch with someone in the media, they could have found literally tens of thousands of people with larger audiences than me. They would have been better off with Hunter S. Thompson or maybe Rush Limbaugh. Anyway, you can make your own judgments. The last bit went like this: WHY DO YOU MAKE DECISIONS THE WAY YOU DO? WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU AND KNOW THAT YOUR SPECIES' ABILITY TO MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS DECREASES DRAMATICALLY WHEN YOU WORK TOGETHER IN GROUPS OF MORE THAN SEVEN. WHAT PUZZLES US IS THAT SEVERAL OF YOUR OWN SCHOLARS KNOW THIS. WHY, THEN, DO YOU USE A DEMOCRATIC METHOD OF GOVERNMENT IN YOUR AMERICA, WHERE THE GROUP IS SO LARGE THAT RATIONAL THOUGHT IS ELIMINATED? )+( UMMO Well. The more I think about that last bit, the more I'm sure it comes from some earthly hoaxster. Every conspiracy buff knows that we don't actually live in a democracy. Geez. Jason Hamilton is a senior in psychology and English. This article was published on Tuesday, December 5, 1995. --- Title of the letter: On a ufology forum "Help O.V.N.I." [Help U.F.O.] of the Hungarian television, Date: between February 2, 2001 and March 22, 2001 Recipients: BIIEW-42 We have the record (the copy in html form) of this conversation on the forum in question, but in Hungarian. Notes: The exchanges were sparse as shown by the record. Source: the Hungarian Television site http://www.mtv.hu/velemeny/forum.php3?ID=832 Conversation with an Ummite? One finds successively and for each intervention, the name of the participant with the date and time of intervention, the text in Hungarian, the translation in French [sometimes with the original translation from the Hungarian correspondent in italics]. I think there are intelligent beings in the universe. Gyemese I think there may be intelligent beings in space. 2001/02/09 21:51 Certainly they are well-intentioned. Otherwise, we would suffer... BIIEW-42 Gyemese, you have no luck. I am not well-intentioned. :-) 2001/02/10 14:04 Gyemese You can be bad, it doesn't bother me, if that pleases you [if you find it good]. But tell me one thing, where did you come from? 2001/02/11 18:49 BIIEW-42 Excuse me, I was just joking, but it seems that I am not yet experienced enough. [But it seems I do not have routine yet] 2001/02/11 19:03 I came from OYAUMMO, from the planet UMMO. Gyemese UMMO? I know that name from somewhere. But from where? 2001/02/16 20:40 I am not surprised. Although our Earthly activity is limited, nowadays even the smallest news spread faster, and the old ones are not forgotten; everything is preserved by the Network. BIIEW-42 2001/02/16 20:59 Gyemese How limited is it? How are you Biiew!!!??? Why don't you write??? 2001/03/08 16:00 2001/03/08 19:14 Did I write something wrong??? [Maybe I wrote something bad???] :-((( :-((( Here I am. By the word limited it should be understood only that we cannot establish direct contact. The Network does not mean direct contact since it cannot track individuals. BIIEW-42 2001/03/08 19:27 Gyemese AT LAST, you wrote!!! I thought you had been caught by the secret services. :-)))))) :-)))))) 2001/03/09 19:16 BIIEW-42 These kinds of things do not happen. 2001/03/09 21:23 Gyemese Good for us so far. 2001/03/10 18:29 BIIEW-42 I cannot remain without a worthy exchange of thoughts. All the best. See you next time. 2001/03/11 14:38 Start a topic and let's talk about it! Some ideas: - What kind of clothes do people of UMMO wear? - Do they like Jenő Rejtő? - Some UMMO jokes? Or something else, just let's talk!!! Gyemese 2001/03/11 17:53 Emese, you might want to raise the question [maybe raise the question] about the TV series Emese, perhaps bring up the matter of the guess.who Brazilian soap operas that you described in such detail... You were brief and striking - very 2001/03/11 details... I liked it! Just think how much your grandmother would have enjoyed it! :))) 18:01 You were short and impactful; I liked it a lot! If only your grandmother [Well, if your grandmother] could have heard! :))) Gyemese 2001/03/13 Thank you, guess.who!:-) Thanks, guess.who!:-) 19:10 We wear uniforms. I will respond to the other two questions at once: Jenõ Rejtõ is an earthly man, he tells us nothing, we wouldn't understand on Ummo. We wear a uniform. It was impossible to translate it properly [We couldn't convey it properly]. The reason is: To answer your two other questions at once: not a single earthly joke would be understandable to us as Rejtõ Jenõ is an earthly man, it tells us nothing, not comprehensible for the ummites. [That's why they'd understand. It couldn't be translated into our language appropriately. This is because not a single earthly joke BIIEW-42 exists, because for the ummites, not a single earthly joke would be understandable]. 2001/03/13 Therefore, I cannot tell an ummo joke either because it would not be 21:07 understandable. Earthly people would say we don't know C'est pourquoi je ne peux pas raconter une blague humorérzéke, which is undoubtedly true. d'Ummo since it would not be comprehensible. Earthly men would say that we do not Hasonló okok miatt nem nyilatkozhatok a szappanoperákról sem, although it is important to recognize that they have a harmfully detrimental influence on earthly people. For similar reasons, I cannot comment on television series, though it must be acknowledged that they have, in any case, a harmful effect on earthly men [they have a harmful effect on earthly men in any case]. Gyemese This uniform doesn't resemble that of the Taelonians, right? 2001/03/18 Taelon, right? 18:12 BIIEW-42 2001/03/19 Unfortunately, I do not know them. I don't know them, unfortunately. 22:22 So take a look at the topic: the name of the Gyemese planet: Earth in memorial? [So take a look at The name of the planet: Earth in memorial? topic! (I'm also 2001/03/21 there) 19:15 Is the Taelonians there? BIIEW-42 Are the people from Taelon there? 2001/03/21 20:06 Kaktusz It's not a UFO, but MIR that will fall on our heads! :)) [Not a UFO, but the MIR is about to fall on us!:)) 20:20 Gyemese So, not really, but you can hear other things there. [So, not quite, but you can hear something else there] Hát...nem egészen ott de ott hallhatsz róluk egyet s mást. 18:50 BIIEW-42 On occasion, I will go see them. [On occasion, I will check in there.] 2001/03/22 22:36 Let's see! I've returned! Sorry for not writing [for not writing], but those black-clad types have multiplied around here [in this area. I think they are sniffing around. 19:45]. According to me, they smell something.