← Back to lettersMr. Antonio Ribera Jord’a:
Allow us to intrude once more into your peaceful life, after this long period, two Earth years, by disturbing you with an ungrateful and unfortunate missive. Mr. of the Earth: we want to express to you personally our sorrow for the disastrous and inhumane event that occurred in the agglomeration of Vienna in Austria (between the hills of Leitha and the Wiener Wald, an OAWOLEAIDA was observed in Earth year 1985 in February), in which two of our brothers were inadvertently affected. There is no need to remind you of the number of victims who succumbed in this ruthless attack at the airport of the mentioned terrestrial agglomeration. My brothers EIEEVEE 7 sons of ERAE 5, and OBAA 16 sons of IDUUOA 46 were heading to Tel Aviv when at the Schwechat Airport in Vienna, their bodies were found seriously injured by gunfire. Sir, excuse us if we do not specify the matter in detail but the deep pain caused by such an unimaginable event clouds my conscious state of mind necessary to write this letter.
It is also not necessary to expose the profound conflict that would have developed if our UMMOALEWEE had made contact with any terrestrial organization (though sporadic contacts have been established in some countries like France, Australia and with some important scientists from the United States for their human qualities), asking for explanations would be akin to asking a young child to stop playing to devote themselves to politics or the exercise of a high business position. Good (N.B.: Kind) sir, we deeply regret that the restoration of our written and telephone contacts has been disrupted and it is very likely that the definitive rupture of all relations with Earth will become effective. Unfortunately, a Government of the Earth already possesses two corpses of our brothers who accidentally died in a Central European country and we do not want to accidentally bulk up any earthly human laboratory.
Thanks to our technology we were able to recover our brothers who were injured in Vienna by posing as doctors and driving a simple ambulance, as the departure of our brothers to Tel Aviv was already recorded visually at a distance. We possess a filmed document that would reveal the authenticity of the attack and enlighten two governments of the Middle East about the true identities of the aggressors as well as their group of claims. Sir, every mind led to kill does not proclaim freedom but its own destruction. You are returning to a primitive world of blood that only a higher authority can pacify. Please, dear friend, forgive this feeling of resentment towards your species and even more when you have celebrated the nativity of Woa as a man, thus expresses my wish for happiness towards you as well as for those we love.
Our residence in Spain is located in a locality near the provinces of Alicante, Valencia, Murcia, and Albacete. It is no surprise that the cancellation was registered in the coastal city of Alicante, because at this moment, there are three UMMO brothers from Belgium and Denmark there.
The end of our stay was triggered by a telephone conversation that Luís Jimenez Marhuenda had with a person whom we have not identified but would greatly wish to know the identity of. Without the incident having occurred, Luis Jimenez of Alicante would have been aware of our stay in his beautiful city. It is also not certain that we will wait longer to keep alive the meaning of Mr. Luis Jimenez Marhuenda’s brief conversation with his young interlocutor.
The phonation of said gentleman, like that of our earthly friends, is very well known to our UMMO brothers. By analyzing the amplitude of the wave emitted by the articulation (Translator’s note: the word used is “gesticulation”) of the words, we concluded that the unknown interlocutor is a young person (between 20 to 25 years of Earth age) and of YIEE sex, residing in the locality of Alicante.
Their concern about our existence deeply interested us, and it would seem that they know how to decipher the encoded message concerning the location of our atomic refuge in the central Iberian region of the Spanish system. You, kind sir, have encrypted information about the existence of the refuge mentioned. I urgently ask you to get in touch with your brother Luis Jimenez Marhuenda of Alicante so that he can locate our young unknown person by phone.
I also ask you to send a photocopy of the contents of this letter-report. During our absence from the country of Spain, we have been able to verify the great intellectual neurocortical development experienced by the infant and juvenile population during these last two decades. We verified through our XANMOO AYUBAA (computer network) that the current generations have developed on a scale of three to one compared to previous generations; certain evolutionary mechanisms initiate an improvement of the somatic structure preventing degeneration or regression of the living structure or body.
This evolutionary mechanism corresponds to a series of possible mutations discovered in children born between 1960-1980 under the symbol (S-NR1-1). We must congratulate genetic science for its great advance in the field of mutations and magnetic attractions exerted by molecules.
But upon your lives looms (Translator’s note: is outlined) a serious danger due to the fact that you continuously change atmospheric conditions which must follow their normal course. For example, during proof of a belligerent attack detonating an H-bomb or hydrogen bomb, they are capable of modifying by an order of (1/26)^3 the normal delay in which a storm or a period of drought must originate in the same place within a typically humid region.
Please once again be aware of the serious problem that concerns each and every one of you. We also ask you, and this is not only symbolically, to think of your children, those men and women who one day will have to solve your problems, the problems of their own fathers.
This expedition from the cold star UMMO greets you and as a symbol of respect places their hand on your chest. Convey our most respectful greetings to your intelligent YIEE.
UROII 15 daughter of AXOO 13
Subject to OEOE 115 son of OEOE 114
Subject to UMMOELEWEE
Esteemed friends:
I urgently wish to communicate to you that our collaborator is in Madrid, to whom we have instructed to hand over the document we wanted to confide to you for security reasons in another European capital at the right time. In this way, we will spare you the inherent inconveniences of such a long trip. You understand that another way of entrusting it to you would have been difficult, not to mention that the international postal channel offers us no guarantees. We also cannot carry out this handover right now, while I am in Spain, as each of the documents we will entrust (four in total) to the hands of men from Earth, except for one common text, carries additional specific information.
There is nothing else to do but wait for news before the first of December; our collaborator has received instructions in this regard, even though we are not among you. Only in a serious case, and when the delivery cannot be carried out under any circumstances, will this same collaborator become the definitive custodian. The envelope that will be handed to you, otherwise, must be kept closed until the date indicated on it. We do not want to cause you any worry. The document summarizes a series of points that we present for the consideration of the experts of Planet Earth in case we do not return to it.
Lettre Ummite#1173