← Back to lettersMy name is XOOAII 5, son of XOOAII 3, and I voluntarily assume the orders of IRAA 4, son of IRAA 3. I come from the planet Ummo, which orbits around the star IUMMA, and I have been present in your country, together with three of my brothers since March 2010. Others of my brothers are present on OYAGAA in a number that cannot be disclosed.
First of all, allow me to place my hand on the chest of who has been your YIEE for so long. My brothers and I interpret this gesture as a symbol of respect towards your culture in which the YIEE appear to be the private property of the GEE; but at the same time, we wish to greet with great respect and independently the YIEE Mariluz, so admirable and appreciated by my brothers in the past.
We would like to ask if you are willing to receive a letter from us soon. PLEASE KEEP A GREAT RESERVE ON WHAT FOLLOWS. This letter will for the first time in many years be endorsed by the UNIQUE symbol of validation (Note: This unique symbol was sent to Rafael with the letter referenced D4147) that we previously entrusted to your brother Rafael Farriols Calvo, who has left this physical form for some time now and who we believe, with a high level of probability, is peacefully observing our WAAM in the BUAAWEE BIAEII. My brothers who knew him lament his departure for the pain it caused to his loved ones (we will never forget, according to the account of my previous brothers, the devotion of YIEE Carmela, an example of virtues, towards her valiant husband). But not for the fact of his reconformation, since this converts him into a happy being who contributes, in a much richer and more transcendent way, to the evolution of the WAAM-WAAM.
We know that the said seal (with symbols set in their time in a conventional manner) is already known, at least in terms of its existence, to a number, although small, somewhat undesirably high of your brothers. WE ASK YOU NOT TO SHOW IT TO ANYONE ELSE THEREAFTER EXCEPT FOLLOWING OUR FUTURE INSTRUCTIONS, AS IT WILL CONSTITUTE A PROOF OF THE AUTHENTICITY OF OUR COMMUNICATIONS.
We have consciously chosen to communicate with you, if you accept it this way, through a direct letter sent by National Mail. We preferred this system over more current ones for very important reasons. You, in general, are unaware of the dangers of the new techniques you have discovered, especially those relating to your XAANMO AYUBA, in relation to the vulnerability OF ALL SORTS to which it subjects you. Recently, the voracity of a perverse economic system and that of some of your brothers for the rapid acquisition of available materiality, has diminished the enormous possibilities of your technological network, which, in order to be fully effective and negentropic, would have required much more time and training for the vast majority of OEMMII in your world, in addition to more effective control by a supra-state organism, which you, unfortunately, you do not seem to regret the absence.
If you agree to receive our letter, simply write an email to your brothers interested in studying our civilization (in a number no less than 7 - nor greater than 15 -) for any trivial reason, but incorporating the following phrase verbatim: "as for our friends, so distant and exotic, I continue to be without news of significant importance,...". We will then interpret that you wish to receive our letter (1) with the known accreditation. If you wish to receive this letter at your usual address, we will send it there. If not, indicate (for example, at the end of the cited email), as a sign of hospitality towards your brothers, an address that would suit you better.
We will explain the reason for our long silence. We will confess the truth about the letters received by your brothers from the country France, and we will share our conception regarding this situation so dear to your BUAWUAA of what you call reincarnation. My hand on your noble chest, sir. I have written XOOAII 5, son of XOOAII 3, submitted to IRAA 4, son of IRAA 3 (1). You must, if you wish so, give us your formal acquiescence, but this letter and any that may arise (N.B.: sic) MUST BE CONSIDERED THE EXCLUSIVE PROPERTY of YIEE MARILUZ, which will decide the course of actions to follow.
Lettre Ummite#1234