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Lettre Ummite#820

Letter Ummo 820

Mr. Rafael Farriols Calvo: A few days ago you received a report dictated by me to one of your brothers of OYAGAA. We urgently request that you respond aloud from any place in your beautiful house to the question we posed in the aforementioned writing concerning your willingness to help us reconstruct the AYUUYISAA of OYAGAA. You can state your response with a voice volume of 818 / 1373. Any signal over 17 dB. But WE NEED your formal consent. (N.B.: There is still "acquiescence" for acquiescence) Of course, you can refuse to please us, and that would be totally acceptable to us and would in no way affect the intense affection we hold for you. The only drawback is that we would tend to resort to another of your brothers from the country SPAIN whose "synchrony" with us (AYUOOAALAA) is not currently as intense as yours. We have maintained a constant psychosomatic study on your brothers whose names follow: JOSÉ LUIS JORDÀN PEÑA, JORGE BARRENECHEA, JOSÉ M. PONS, ALFREDO LARA, JUAN JOSÉ BENITEZ, ALBERTO BORRAS, HILTRUD NORDLIN, JOAQUIN MARTINEZ, ENRIQUE VILLAGRASA AND HIS YIEE, DIONISIO GARRIDO (this brother of yours has been disconnected from our GIOOLEEWAEE for painfully well-known reasons), FRANCISCO MEJORADA, JUAN DOMINGUEZ MONTES AND HIS GENEROUS YIEE, JULIÄN BARRENECHEA, JUAN AGUIRRE CEBERIO, JAVIER SIERRA. This could be a basic list for your initial work, should you respond generously to our serious request. The hypotheses that your brothers consider regarding the authenticity of the resumption of contact with you are commendable as long as they demonstrate very praiseworthy independence of judgment. However, your hypothesis, Mr. Farriols Calvo, is currently the most judicious. This letter and the previous one are authentic: DO NOT ATTRIBUTE TO ANY OF YOUR BROTHERS a supposed participation in their drafting. You will receive proof of this assertion. It is completely beyond your grasp to understand certain "coincidences" relating to the times and contents of your book. Do not forget that our technology (NON INVASIVE - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT) allows us to "introduce" ourselves into your brain and into those of your brothers. Mr. Farriols: you received a seal like this one on the previous writing: IT IS VERY IMPORTANT that you carefully select those of your brothers on whose loyalty you have NO DOUBT to show this new proof of identity known only to 8 OEEMMII distributed among the countries FRANCE, CUBA, and ENGLAND. From this letter onward, our identity symbol will be the seal mentioned. Beware of any correspondence that does not bear it. You may give a copy of this letter to those of your brothers you consider as followers, but BY HIDING THE SEAL ON THE PHOTOSTATIC COPY. Mr. Farriols: Let us know if you wish to receive a report on the SCIENTIFIC TRUTH (unable to be corroborated by your scientists given their very poor although praiseworthy stage of studies (BUUAWAOOEEWEE) that your OYAGAAWOAA announced to you regarding the reincarnation of the OEMMII. It is very important to renew your formal consent (N.B.: same spelling mistake as above). My hand on your noble chest, sir. I dictated: OOLEEOO 2 sons of EWAANII.